Fathers, what is the best way you have messed with a daughter's boyfriend when meeting him?

I was the boyfriend. Her dad challenged me to a game of chess and lost horribly. Afterwards, he

took me to the man cave and proceeded to try to beat me at pool and video games. He lost terribly.

I kind of felt bad afterwards, but at the time, it felt good.

My then-girlfriend could only laugh at us being competitive and trying to beat each other in games.

I'm still the ex-boyfriend he would rather her date, despite her and I not talking, but once

every two years. My sister's first real boyfriend was from about three hours away, and she brought him to

the house for the first time without telling us they were coming. My father and I had no intention

of messing with him. Due to some poor planning on my sister's part, they showed up on the Saturday

before the start of the hunting season. At the time, my father and I was sighting in the hunting rifles

up the field around 500 yards.

Completely unintentional, but if I'd been in his shoes, I would have crapped myself.

I'm a daughter, and I do not have any funny father stories, but I do have one badass mum story.

My house has the front door on the second floor, and our front steps are large and can be intimidating.

All friends are required to come inside and introduce themselves before I could get in their

car and leave with them. So I had a date with a popular boy, douchebag, and he texted me that

he was there to pick me up and to come outside. I told him that he has to come and meet my parents,

and he did, although awkwardly and rudely. Long story short, he was incredibly disrespectful towards me, and I was back

home within 30 minutes. Later that evening, my mother messaged him on Facebook. You are the

rudest boy to ever walk up the steps to my house. Shortly after, I got a large apology text

from the boy. My mother didn't tell

me about the message she sent until at least six months later. It was awesome.

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