Father Knows Worst (S20E18)

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4.8 • 700 Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2025

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

It's time to dish up some cold shoulder because this week we revisit the one where Homer is actually a good father...for the most part. Oh and Marge finds a sauna. There's actually three solid stories in here, however none of them are fleshed out to their fullest extent, so we do the heavy lifting and work out a case for each to be an entire episode.

We also discuss anti-social eating habits, carny scams, the benefit of emoticons and more.

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CHAPTERS:

17:00 - Favourite Moments
24:00 - Trivia
34:00 - Stonecutter Shout Outs
36:00 - EPISODE RUN-THROUGH

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Wake up! The Jones is a redo in their garden! Love that porcelain paven and all that fencing.
0:05.3	I knew it. They'd been with their landscaper to Jusen.
0:07.8	A mini-digger! No wonder she was so smug at Zumba! Right, I want a sunken seating area. She won't have that?
0:14.2	For materials, too high, timber and paving. Don't waste time. Deuson's got the lot. Like Terales, porcelain, paving from only 22 pounds per square meter.
0:22.3	Love it.
0:23.1	All trade prices exclude VAT at 20%.
0:25.9	So now you can keep up with the Joneses.
0:28.0	And the Evanses.
0:29.2	And the Patel's.
0:30.1	I didn't make this terrible model.
0:32.1	My dad did.
0:33.9	Why can't you guys let us do things for ourselves?
0:36.9	In the words of Oscar Wilde, experience is simply the name we give to our mistakes.
0:41.6	I saw him too, Dad.
0:43.2	I'm sorry. I got carried away.
0:46.3	From now on, the only thing I'll ever do for you is co-sign if you want a gun.
0:51.2	Four-finger discount, dude.
1:08.7	That seems so. a gun. Four finger discount, dude. Welcome to Four Finger Discount, we're here to review Father Knows Worst.
1:13.2	I'm Dando.
1:13.8	And I am Guy.
1:15.3	Who knows worst out of you and I?
1:16.6	Well, I was about to say, you're the father.
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