Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast, I'm Dale of Jesse Thorn.

This week, Father Nas Beast.

Sisters Kim and Jen bring the case against their dad Rick.

They're at odds when it comes to ordering food for the whole family, since Kim is a vegetarian

and Rick loves meat.

Can Judge Hodgman cater to all tastes?

We'll find out.

Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.

On other pages, I have sung the praises of how the pigs snout and belly both have that

special lip-sticking quality of fat and flesh merging.

But this occurs in no part of the animal as wonderfully as on the tail.

Like an ice cream on a stick, a pig's tail offers up all the above on a well-behaved set

of bones.

By the by, dealing with any slightly hairy extremities of pig, I recommend a throwaway

big razor, hot towels and shaving cream not required.

You must ask your butcher for long tails.

Dale of Jesse Swear The Men.

Please rise and raise your right hands.

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you

God or whatever?

Oh, yes, I do.

Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that he's on the paleo

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