Fat Carrie Bradshaw: Social Anxiety & Alter Egos
Berner Phone
Des Bishop
4.5 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 19 December 2018
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Chris Burns is famous for his Instagram alter ego @fatcarriebradshaw who is shameless, confident, and probably stole your man. However, the real Chris Burns deals with social anxiety, insecurities, and is really fucking single. Will the real Chris please stand up?
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| 0:00.0 | What do you think a private conversation sounds like? |
| 0:04.3 | WhatsApp has multiple layers to protect your conversations. |
| 0:08.0 | Enter ending encryption makes personal messages unreadable to anyone on the outside. |
| 0:12.9 | Password protect individual chats with chat lock, |
| 0:15.7 | and view once makes photos and videos disappear after they're seen. |
| 0:19.4 | With all these features working together, |
| 0:21.5 | this is what a truly private conversation sounds like. |
| 0:26.5 | WhatsApp message privately with multiple layers of protection. |
| 0:46.5 | Today, in hell, I have invited Chris Burns, |
| 0:50.6 | but more widely known as at Fat Carri Bradshaw. |
| 0:55.6 | What a voice. Why so creepy? |
| 0:58.1 | I feel like I am in hell. I'm burning. |
| 1:00.6 | I am creepy. |
| 1:02.6 | I mean, yeah. |
| 1:03.7 | Also, I just love to hear my voice in this microphone. |
| 1:05.9 | It's why I started a podcast. |
| 1:07.0 | Yeah, no, it sounds so expensive. |
| 1:08.8 | I know. |
| 1:09.5 | I like it and it's like flat rounds. |
| 1:12.4 | It's nice. |
| 1:13.2 | Why do you have to get sexual immediately? |
| 1:14.7 | We're one. |
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