FAT BARBIE GETS WALRUSED W/ BONNIE McFARLANE

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.5 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2014

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Bonnie McFarlane (Last Comic Standing) is in the Lab to review last weeks debacle with Gavin McInnes. Kurt, Sherrod, Keren and Bonnie also talk about the new "average is beautiful" Lammily doll, the missing Malaysian flight, and the French comedian Dieudonne M'bala M'bala who recently got banned from entering the UK for the use of his Nazi quenelle gesture. Bonnie McFarlane on Twitter @bonniemcfarlane Sherrod Small on Twitter @Sherrod_Small Kurt Metzger on Twitter @KurtMetzger Keren Margolis on Twitter @KerenMargolis Check out all of our shows at http://standupnylabs.com

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0:00.0	You are now checked in to stand up New York Labs.
0:03.7	Oh, yeah.
0:06.0	Race wars.
0:07.4	I know you're like, how could a white man be allowed to be?
0:09.8	You can say the word only in the confines of this podcast.
0:13.0	Oh, fuck, do you?
0:14.4	Kill those whites.
0:15.9	Yeah, you're fucking minds.
0:16.9	I have the power.
0:18.8	With Kurt Metzger and Schenzger still. We can still add more.
0:25.0	I said the exact same thing.
0:27.0	We can still add more, John.
0:28.6	So, yeah, so turn that.
0:30.9	He really don't understand who I am.
0:32.5	Yeah, because it's good.
0:33.9	We got now one more Sherrod saying something,
0:36.3	but take out the how dare you part because it stinks, and then just more Sherrod saying something. But take out the How Dare You Bart, because it stinks.
0:39.3	And then just have Sherrod saying something else.
0:41.4	Yeah.
0:42.1	A lot more.
0:42.5	It can't be too my voice, man, or too white.
0:44.6	No one wants to hear that, John.
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