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Men's Room Roasted Red Salsa from San Juan Salsa Company. Yep responsibly. All the guys, today is my daughter, Mila's 11th birthday. Can I get Mike to do an 11 sound bit shoutout? Dealers choice. Farts would be good. And Coach Ted telling her how sixth grade is going to be. Thanks, guys, for all you do. We'll see you at your 20th anniversary party.

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Lots of love that from Jeff and Joanne, the mom and the dad.

You like that!

You don't like that!

Stop me if you've heard this one. I actually don't. It's important.

Uh, let's go with...

Damn, seven.

And I'll do...

Happy Chinooka.

There was a point that you got to, so when you came out of your mother's wound, that the cord had to be cut.

What?

Jeez, we'll wait.

Please clap.

All right, sixth grade. Girl, help me out here. Sixth grade. Is that patrol years? Yes. Yeah, all right. Maybe you join the safety patrol? Who knows? Kind of getting in the middle school era? Guess maybe there's some sports involved? Maybe a musical instrument. Who knows? But I would tell you this.

Sixth grade could be a little tough, all right? Might have that one mean kid in class. The hell with them. All right. Stay the course. Enjoy sixth grade. If you do safety patrol, take the afternoon shift to my kids. Because you got to get it early. If you do the morning. Oh, do the afternoon. I was an afternoon guy. They were like, bro, bro, seriously.

But then you want to go home?

You do, but it's easier.

It's easier.

All guys. if you do the morning. Oh, do the afternoon. I was your afternoon guy. They were like, bro, bro, seriously. But then you want to go home?

You do, but it's easier.

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