A new study shows that clownfish actually shrink down to survive heat stress. It's awfully hot. I'm going to get smaller. Look at that. Usually gets bigger in the hot weather. I feel like people generally lose weight in the summer. That's a good point. Yeah. Everybody does. It's hot. You're not eating as much. You know what, Steve, you're making me laugh too much. Let's stick with the clowns. The men's room top 10

Sorry, Ted You're not eating as much. You know, Steve, you're making me laugh too much. Let's stick with the clowns. The men's room top ten.

Sorry, Ted.

Spooky out a little bit.

Ten or more fascinating facts about clowns.

I've often wondered what kind of clown I would be.

A horrible. Sure.

When you're a kid and you grow up watching the Bozo Circus, you think,

Hey, that's what I want to do.

When in all reality, Bozo probably had a coke habit, a drinking problem.

Three ex-wives he couldn't afford.

And an incurable sexually transmitted disease.

I think I'd be like Heath Ledger's Joker.

Without all the anarchy.

I just stand on street corners, staring vacantly at the passers-by.

Of course, I'd be armed to the teeth, and instead of shooting water out of my flower, it would be my urine.

Ew.

Wow.

That's a salt, brother. Armed to the teeth. Arm to the teeth. So here's some fun and interesting clown facts. The largest gathering of professional clowns consisted of. How many do you guys think? Your closest guest of the largest gathering of professional clown. 1,200. 1200. Ted Smith. 2,500. 2,500. Miles. 3,000. You're all over. 850. 850. 850. Set the record. That was back in 1991. Where at? The UK. Hmm, all right. Said at Bognor Regis, UK. Oh, Bog. Bagnor. I said to name my daughter then.

Bagnor.

There was a clown attack craze back in 2016.

Yep.

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