Got to be on the bright side.

Got to be on the right side.

I spend my paycheck off my blue

loose.

That's okay now I'm about to me.

You can't get me on the right side. You got to be on the bright side you got me on the bright side or maybe you're on the bright side or maybe you're

on the go or maybe you just feel like shit fast food is right for you maybe you just got broken up with

and a gordita crunch would fill that vacuous hole your ex left or maybe you've got a bunch of kids and you're tired from working all day.

A large cheese pizza will surely shut them the fuck up for two goddamn seconds.

Either way, fast food is a global sensation ready to deliver tasty, greasy treats

right into your gaping mall within minutes.

So oil yourself up.

Get the napkins out because we're talking fast food on this episode of The Brighter Side. Oh, that was nice, Amber. Thank you. It had some curse words in it, but I feel like it's a fast food episode. You're allowed to swear. It's okay. I just, you know, I try to go light on the curse words because it is, what do you call it? People can

listen to it and they can be like, oh my gosh, darn it. I don't like this. Well, we're about to lose a lot of

potential sponsors today anyway because we're talking about fast food and how it makes us feel. And we're

joined by the wonderful Mike Cannon. How you doing, buddy? I'm excellent, excited, and terrified

all at once. Yeah, we have a very

unhealthy spread in front of us. Amber was in charge of the Taco Bell and I was in charge of the

cheeseburgers. And so I got, I got three McDonald's cheeseburger, standard cheeseburgers,

nothing crazy. All right. As I love the two cheeseburger meal. And then I got 10 nuggets,

some fries. The fries are already old, by the way. This is going toburger meal. And then I got 10 nuggets, some fries. The fries are already old, by the way.

This is going to be gross.

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