Airport Travel

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Amber Nelson, Last Podcast Network, Leisure, Comedy, Ed Larson, Society & Culture

4.7 • 636 Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

I know we got to get from place to place but does it have to suck so bad? I mean who tortures us worse Spirit Airlines or the CIA? Amber and Ed rightfully get freaky mad at these giant flying Tylenol's filled with people. Be good to yourselves.

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0:00.0	Got to be on the right side.
0:05.0	Got to be on the right side.
0:10.0	I spend my paycheck off my blue boots.
0:14.0	That's okay now I've got to me.
0:18.0	On the right side, you got to be on the bright side.
0:23.6	On the bright side.
0:25.6	Shk.
0:27.6	Ah, good afternoon, passengers.
0:29.6	Today we're cruising at about 30,000 feet in the air.
0:32.6	You've probably had a couple beers at the airport bar
0:35.6	to deal with that horrifying fact.
0:38.0	And just want to assure you, 30,000 feet in the air is the safest way to travel.
0:42.8	Unless somebody brought a snow globe on their carry-on, then this whole plane is going down.
0:48.5	And I'm going to throw in some wind measurements that no one understands.
0:53.0	I hope you've enjoyed your $5 bottle of water after the TSA made you throughout your old one.
0:59.0	Please fasten your seat belts and get ready for the brighter side of airline travel, cabin, crew.
1:05.2	Please take your seats for takeoff.
1:07.1	Yes.
1:07.6	Yay.
1:08.4	Yes.
1:08.9	Very nice.
1:09.5	You got to have that pilot voice.
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