Fart in the Car Like it's Report Card Day w/ Tracy Morgan feat. Lisa Ann
Race Wars
Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small
4.1 • 778 Ratings
🗓️ 3 December 2015
⏱️ 99 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Sherrod Small. We got Tracy Morgan on Race Wars. You know the year he's been thrilled to hell and back. Now back to hell. Check him out on Race Wars. |
| 0:06.8 | You are now checked in to Stand Up New York Labs. Oh, yeah. |
| 0:12.0 | Hey, it's Kermeska from Race Wars. I just got a nice package in the mail from Harry's with their holiday edition razor and lotion set, man. And it was pretty great. |
| 0:22.2 | And I'm telling you to go buy it right now before December 10th, |
| 0:25.4 | because that's why it's still free shipping. |
| 0:27.8 | So right now, go to harries.com. |
| 0:30.3 | A special offer for our fans, $5 off your first order with the code Race Wars. |
| 0:35.2 | Don't wait. |
| 0:35.7 | December 10th is when you get, that's the deadline for free |
| 0:38.5 | shipping, which you do want. I'm going to actually buy, I got mine for free, but I got a secret |
| 0:42.9 | Santa thing I got to deal with my goddamn writing job. So it's like the perfect. Luckily, I picked |
| 0:47.5 | a dude, so I don't want to hand a razor to a girl. It feels weird. But you know what? Be progressive. Get it for a female, too. Harry's razor. |
| 0:54.4 | The holiday set's great. |
| 0:55.6 | It's a copper handle razor. |
| 0:57.1 | I wasn't even done using my old Harry's razor yet when I got this new one. |
| 1:00.3 | So now I got two good razors. |
| 1:01.8 | Harry's raisers. |
| 1:02.6 | Harries.com promo code Race Wars. |
| 1:05.2 | Before December 10th. |
| 1:06.6 | Race Wars. I know you're like, how could a white man be allowed to be able to be? He can say the word only in the confines of this podcast. |
| 1:13.3 | It's what we do, baby! |
| 1:15.1 | Yeah! |
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