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Now ladies and gentlemen, this is championship wrestling from by Phil Zucco supervised by the

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What if anything John Rodder because your theory about the popularity of professional wrestling?

You know I have a theory about everything, so...

Is it one big theory that encompasses professional wrestling and the fall of communism and the Industrial Revolution and the Austro the Franco-Prussian War?

It should be.

It's you know sometimes it's hard to tie the things together but that's what

you know that's where all the hard work is right in between in between

Franco-Prussian war and professional wrestling you know the interstices yeah

yeah where do I how do I tie all

the thread sale but yes it should you know my in universe should be consistent

the John Roderick cinematic universe I feel like you can't have Spider-Man in one place, but then no Spider-Man in another place.

But then Morbius in another place.

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