Cannabis

Cannabis should not be criminalised, this is the deep card.

I'll tell you what, we should criminalise, though, motorists, because he's going to put an extra three quid on the congestion charge. As long

you're smoking a joint while you're driving, you'll be fine. But if you're not, you'll be charged

£20, sorry, £18 now for the privilege. Absolutely incredible. I'm glad to see that the country has still gone to absolute rack and ruin. I've been away five days.

It's getting worse, by the way.

0344-49-1,000 is the number.

We're going to talk as well about Nigel Farage.

He wants us all to have more children.

I've already had four.

How many more do you want me to have?

I'm not sure I can afford anymore.

They cost quite a lot of money. 03444-49-1,000 is the number to call. This is Morning Glory, let's get it on.

Phil says this from Coventry, this country is seriously broken and beyond saving. Our politicians are seriously out of touch with the public and thoroughly incompetent. Not sure we're at all end. Keep up the good work,

though. Thank you, Phil. I will try to do that. And on the subject of Nigel Farage, lots of you

have got things to say. Sophia says, morning, Mike, great to see you back. Instead of scrapping

the two-child benefit cap, why not give tax breaks per child that working people have? Surely that makes more sense and incentivises working people

to have more children, which is what we need, not people on benefits, having more children,

have a good day. I think that's right. I think a lot of people would not mind if you were to

give, say, tax breaks to people, even though, of course, that's a net cost

to the economy and the net cost to the rest of us, but rather than giving people a benefit

for having a child, give them a tax break, because that also encourages them then, does it not,

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