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The Trawl

Farage a Lago: The Clacton to Florida Express

The Trawl

Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

News, Politics, Government

4.7 • 867 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Jemma and Marina begin with story that feels like a nod to 'ye olde Trawl days' when 'Lord of the Week' was a regular thing. Then there’s an equally vintage blast from Penny Mordaunt, whose greatest hits include carrying a sword and standing up to fight. She's had an unfortunate encounter with comedian Vittorio Angelone on The Last Leg.


Inevitably however, no matter how much the Traw ladies try to hang around in the lighter past, they are pulled back into the big story that's dominating the news cycle.


There’s Nigel Farage’s 4,000-mile pointless trip to Mar-a-Lago and a reminder that Reform’s war-chat seems about as stable as Farage’s geopolitical opinions and his parties promises to reduce council tax. 


Plus: the ghost of Iraq hovering awkwardly as Tony Blair pops up again, and why fossil-fuel wars do a lot more to your energy bill than Net Zero ever did.


And because this is The Trawl, there’s also a brief detour via The Sound of Music, some unexpected trivia, and, for pudding, Larry and Paul with Broken News.


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The news cycle might be a washing machine full of bricks… but Marina and Jemma are here to fish out the funniest bits.

If you’ve even mildly enjoyed The Trawl, you’ll love the unfiltered, no-holds-barred extras from Jemma & Marina over on Patreon, including:


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Plus, there’s a bell-free community of over 3,300 legends sparking brilliant chat.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

I never said we cut.

0:01.0

The leaflet said cut your tax.

0:03.0

Well, which means don't charge the maximum.

0:05.0

Those people would think that would be cutting your taxes.

0:08.0

Never once in the country ever did I say we would cut council tax.

0:12.0

Hello and welcome to The Trawl, where the new cycle is lesser cycle and more a washing machine full of bricks.

0:31.4

Or you know when you put a trainer into the pillowcase, it's that.

0:35.0

I'm Gemma Forte.

0:36.2

And I'm Marina Perkis.

0:39.9

And this thread didn't just speak to me.

0:46.6

It is me. Word waster wrote, anyone else so informed and fired up, they've become an absolute liability at social functions. Yeah, guilty. Gosh. Yeah. Guilty. I think it's probably best to have a little bit of a clue what's going on,

0:56.4

or you could end up just like this account, somebody called Just Alex over on threads,

1:01.3

who just put, how the fuck did gas jump 10% overnight?

1:05.5

Oh, God.

1:06.7

Oh, my goodness me.

1:08.0

And just call me, Ace, wrote, I don't do politics people when the politics start doing them.

1:13.4

Yeah.

1:14.3

So true.

1:15.7

Different note entirely before we jump in.

1:18.1

Wow, we.

1:18.9

So if you're a regular trawler, you'll know that we're doing a couple of shows in London in May.

1:25.0

And the first one took us by surprise.

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