Hey, everybody, welcome to the fantasy fiction podcast. My name is Dominic.

My name is Josh.

And here we are. And here we are.

And here you are.

In the episode number four, tavern tales.

Tavern tales.

Tavern tales.

Both of these stories, the prompt was to set our stories inside a tavern.

That's, you know, the prompt that we get every week.

But also, we decided to, you know, spice things up a little bit.

Josh and I both got an old E, a 40 of old E.

Like, classy gentlemen.

Like, fresh out of high school or in high school depending on how dangerous

you are and uh we're drinking these uh i'm i'm almost i'm a good way i'm a third done that's about

or wait i'm two thirds done i'm sorry yeah you're you're killing me you're killing me right now uh

it's only because i was really thirsty. I had to work out early today. It's like gatorade to you.

It's gatorade to me. I worked out. I worked out and I was driving home and I was like, man, I can't wait to drink that beer. And I was like, I don't think that I'm supposed to feel that way. It's not, it's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's okay, that's okay to feel that way. It's okay to feel that way, this technically isn't beer, though, this is a, a, a, a malte beverage, and it's so delicious that it doesn't tell you, um, on mine it does, 7.5% alcohol.

Oh, really? Where is it? On the side here?

That's right next to malt liquor.

Wait, really?

Mine's not. You got like a good one.

Yeah, man, but mine were two for five.

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