Hey, everybody, welcome to fantasy fiction episode three. My name is Dominic.

I am Josh.

And today we are telling stories about Josh. What are we telling

stories about? We're telling stories about wizards. Not mages. Not sorcerers. They're wizards.

Which we're not entirely sure the difference, but I'm sure a few you guys out there do.

Josh, how was your week?

My week was busy.

I was busy this week doing stuff, editing and stuff like that.

How was your week?

I heard that you had fun.

You did some fun things.

Saturday, the Saturday before Labor labor day my brother came down

from um up north northern california uh he's staying up there he's in the coast guard and he had a couple

days off so he came down and we went to disneyland with uh his wife and uh one-year-old daughter

it was very nice um what can you go on ride wise with a one-year-old daughter. It was very nice.

What can you go on ride-wise with a one-year-old?

They can pretty much go on any of the fantasy land, like, rides, but of course they can't go on Space Mountain.

But it didn't really matter because all the rides scared her.

That's the number one reason not to have children.

You can't go on Space Mountain. You can't go on Space Mountain. I actually offered to stay and watch her. So that's the number one reason not to have children. You can't go on Space Mountain. You can't go on

Space Mountain. I actually offered to stay and watch her as they rode Space Mountain, but my little

brother didn't want to ride Space Mountain because the last time he went to Six Flags, he like felt really

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