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🗓️ 9 October 2025
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Scotty Landes (Bananas) is here and he knows a thing or two about mini-splits. Also he has a famous reality show neighbor which segues into a real behind-the-scenes of reality shows. How real are they? Scotty fills us in. We also discuss my Las Vegas sojourn, Daniel's Taylor Swift feelings AND THEY ARE STRONG GET READY, keeping voicemails, the reconstructed mummy voice, scary movies, daredevils and more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks.
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| 0:00.0 | And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rose and is your new best friend show. |
| 0:09.5 | Tonight, Allison welcomes the guest. |
| 0:11.4 | He's a producer and writer of such films as Ma and The Machine. |
| 0:15.5 | It's Scotty Landis. |
| 0:17.3 | Tone Zone is here to defend himself after Taylor Swift released a new song about Travis Kelsey's huge dong. |
| 0:23.4 | He wants you to know that two artists can have the same idea at the same time and it's not plagiarism. |
| 0:28.7 | I'm her husband, Daniel, saying hop on board the love bus and say, hello, the new best friend. |
| 0:32.3 | Allison Rosen. |
| 0:34.4 | Allison Rosen is your new best friend. Allison, Rosen Alison Rose in |
| 0:38.3 | You're new best friend |
| 0:39.3 | Hello my |
| 0:40.3 | Hello my little Hello my little funnel cakes again, Allison Rosen, Allison's your new best friend. |
| 0:56.3 | Hello, my little funnel cakes. |
| 0:58.2 | Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 1:02.2 | That particular carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon. |
| 1:05.9 | Patreon by Brett Johnson. |
| 1:07.3 | And for anyone who listened a week ago, I have confirmed this particular Brett Johnson is not the Brett Johnson. And for anyone who listened a week ago, I have confirmed this particular |
| 1:13.1 | Brett Johnson is not the Brett Johnson that I used to work with. So there's room for the Brett |
| 1:17.8 | Johnson that I used to work with as well. Yes, I am on Patreon. All sorts of fun stuff over there. |
| 1:23.4 | You can get episodes of the Friend Zone. That is my my Patreon podcast the most recent one is it's insane |
| 1:30.5 | how much I revealed on that episode I read emails that I had received I basically put a nail in |
| 1:38.0 | the coffin of so many relationships that being said I feel like if they were that easy to |
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