Daniel and Alison (Who's the A-Hole?)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Parenting, Perimenopause, Parentsloss, Marriage, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Daniel is Wendy's back door man and he seems to be offended by my saying this? Also we discuss Taylor Swift, the shutdown, a thing I said that maybe I shouldn't have said, performances of sympathy, snuggling and more.

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0:00.0	Allison Rosen is your new best friend.
0:06.0	Allison, Allison, with perfect good times never end.
0:12.0	Allison, too, and a way to get some pants and pants again.
0:17.0	Allison, Rosen, Allison's your new best friend.
0:22.8	Hey, everyone.
0:24.0	Hi, hello.
0:24.8	Welcome to a very exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend.
0:29.4	I am sitting here in the pod cabin with your husband and mine, Daniel Quants.
0:33.8	Hello.
0:34.4	Hi.
0:35.6	You look very preoccupied. First, it was your phone. Now it's your water bottle. What's
0:42.3	happening over there? I'm trying to get comfortable. There we go. The way that you have ultimately
0:47.3	gotten comfortable is you're leaning against the back of another chair. Well, these chairs don't have any
0:51.6	armrests. This is true. You know, because of my enormous muscles have very heavy arms.
0:57.1	So they need to rest on things.
0:59.5	You're like Atlas.
1:01.1	I have incredibly strong, like a lot of muscle on my arm is zero shoulders.
1:06.2	So my shoulders have no strength.
1:07.9	You should work out your shoulders.
1:10.0	I do. I'm kidding.
1:11.2	God.
1:12.3	I don't get jokes.
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