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Guys, I am feeling rough like a desert street rat hooker.

I just got home from Coachella Betjes.

I could give you a whole play by play, which I will in my bonus episodes on Patreon.

But let me just give you all the hits.

Um, firstly, Andrew got shoved by Amber Rose.

It was a full two hand shove like he was in her direct route.

And she just needed his body moved.

It was so unbelievable.

I loved every second of it.

It was odd because we were in the artist viewing area.

So it's not crowded at all.

If anything, it's like awkwardly spacious.

Um, you got to love the juxtapose of like the free love,

hippie music, free spirit bullshit.

And then the full social hierarchy cast system of Coachella.

It's one of the festival's most redeeming qualities in my book.

Um, the second amazing thing that happened is that I watched M&M literally

right next to Fey Resnick.

We're talking like we were rubbing shoulders.

We were like borderline.

You know that dance move when you're like bump and hips.

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