Family Time 25

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Today’s Family Time features an all-timer piece of correspondence from a nuclear physicist from NZ doing experiments at CERN that require a scientific treatment as repetitive and painful as the TWIOAT method. We learn definitively whether it’s possible to over-mash potatoes. Our sole libertarian listener also opines on the nature of ‘canon’ and Monty has coffee-flavoured gum. Coffee. Flavoured. Gum.

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0:00.0	Keep things smooth by making the move to Universal Credit.
0:05.0	It won't be automatic, so look out for your letter telling you what you need to do and when.
0:11.0	Ignoring it could even stop your payments.
0:14.0	But don't worry, there's loads of support available,
0:17.0	like a dedicated phone line, independent advice, and financial protection to help with your move.
0:23.5	To find out more, visit gov.uk.uk-for-slash UCMove.
0:28.2	Eligibility criteria apply.
0:34.4	It's the worst idea.
0:42.0	It's the worst idea of all time It's the worst idea
0:45.0	It's worst idea
0:49.0	All time
0:53.1	I've All time Hi everyone.
0:59.4	Hi, Tim.
1:00.6	To family time.
1:01.3	I brought you something.
1:02.6	Did you really?
1:04.3	Oh, shit, yeah.
1:06.3	Do you know what's interesting about this guy?
1:07.8	Okay, so guys just presented to me, if you're not on the substack,
1:11.1	twilight.com, just five US dollars a month gives you the visuals,
1:14.7	ad-free, and early episodes.
1:16.6	We spent an extended amount of time creating a calendar to fundraise one of our trips
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