British Invasion
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 29 June 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Guy’s in Hobart, Tim’s in Wellington, we’re all in audio quality hell - get over it!
This episode is an often-times confusing mix of revelations, giving the feeling of an Olympic athlete from the 1980s who only discovered what event they’re competing in next once they’ve passed the threshold of a prior, unrelated sporting pursuit. First - Carrie has a downstairs tenant. To be clear - there has been ZERO PRIOR ALLUSION to there even being a dwelling below NYC’s new fav romanicy writer’s place but all of a sudden, but that hasn’t stopped Mattress Pikelet King intro’ing a british flavour to the overboiling pot of plots and characters.
Seema’s trying to girlboss her way into a new mortgage, Miranda gets threatened by a naked cleaver-weilding man forcing her to move in with Carrie and immediately becoming the worst house mate anyone’s ever had, Harry has the big C, and there is a ghoulish invocation of Samantha’s existence via SMS text message. Put simply - we are running out of benchspace and elements to place all of these pots and pans.
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is proudly brought to you by 1% Collective, a brilliant way to support New Zealand grassroots charities. |
| 0:06.4 | More info later in the app and through the link in the show notes, or at opc.nc.nz-fords-slash-T-W-I-O-A-T for more info and to start contributing. Welcome along to the worst idea of all time of the old friends, Tim and Guy. |
| 0:46.8 | How are you, Guy? |
| 0:48.3 | Pretty good, thanks. |
| 0:49.4 | Tim, it is, of course, and in just like that, watch along, season three, episode five, don't have the |
| 1:00.2 | name on hand, but it's probably something like the British commudgeon or general problems, |
| 1:09.2 | you know, because British people are generals in the army or whatever you want to |
| 1:12.0 | call it Shakespeare stilettos or something fun like that there's a lot that was cool that tracking |
| 1:18.9 | move you got on your camera then that was pretty sweet that was pretty slow hey thank you so much |
| 1:23.1 | and that's just the kind of tricks that you can get if you're at twiowat.substack.com. |
| 1:28.5 | You look fantastic. |
| 1:30.6 | Hey, man. |
| 1:31.3 | Thank you so much for noticing. |
| 1:33.1 | I've got to give a shout out to Harriet at the Vivian Street Recycle Boutique who styled me today. |
| 1:39.4 | I'm in a romp. |
| 1:40.1 | Is this a romper? |
| 1:41.0 | It's a... |
| 1:41.7 | Is this a romper? |
| 1:43.6 | Yeah, that is a romper. That is a romper? It's a... Is this a romper? Yeah, that is a romper. |
| 1:45.5 | It actually, like, it's almost... |
| 1:46.6 | Your audio is going a bit crazy, man. |
| 1:48.8 | Is it too strong for you? |
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