Something Called 'Coronavirus' Is Coming

The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 24 February 2020

⏱️ 35 minutes

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After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You humans take this stupid thing too far.
0:02.0	I think you're really smart, Dad.
0:04.0	Hey, thanks, Jesus.
0:07.0	Mm-hmm.
0:08.0	You're, you're okay too.
0:09.0	I love you.
0:10.0	That's all that matters, unconditionally, even if you're kind of an idiot.
0:14.3	Welcome to the God show I'm back here with Jesus Christ
0:21.6	what's up Jesus?
0:22.4	Yo dad I'm doing pretty good how about you? back here with Jesus Christ. What's up Jesus?
0:22.5	Yo, Dad, I'm doing pretty good. How about you?
0:24.8	Yeah, I'm, you know, I'm, I almost said it again.
0:28.7	What?
0:29.7	That I was hanging in there.
0:30.7	I'm not gonna say it.
0:31.7	Not this week. I'm doing good. I'm doing good and feeling good. Good. How about you Jesus? Why are you moving out? I'm feeling good. Me
0:40.4	moving out and moving out of your house?
0:42.8	I need the guest room.
0:44.0	It's pretty nice up here.
0:46.0	We've got the angels, we've got all the cool celebrities, we've got cushy clouds.
0:52.0	Yeah, I'm not saying move out of heaven dip shit. Oh I'm saying I'm saying move out of my house. Oh. I know I know I have an infinite number of guest rooms, but it's kind of weird living with you.
1:05.0	Yeah, I guess there comes a time where every child needs to leave the nest.
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