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Welcome to Crappens Guys. Today is the final installment of the Reality Gaze crossover falling for Christmas.

This is Miss Starring Lindsay Lohan recap. Thanks so much for being here with us today and always you guys.

We love you. Have a great holiday. Next time we see you, it'll be a different. Yeah.

My kisses. Okay. So Terry and security, Terry's the Gaze Assistant guide and security knock on Lindsay's door.

And he's like, don't knock on the door. She said she doesn't want to be disturbed.

Someone's got PTSD. Yeah. And so they, so they go into this very small suite for the owner's daughter.

And basically like nothing has been touched. And then Ali Lohan is like, wow, they find a card from Tad that's like, can't wait to see you.

And she's like, wow, it sounds like they plan to go off somewhere together. And Jerry's like, but where? And it's like at this point, no one's thinking, wow, we haven't seen this important person since she said she was going off to go skiing.

And no one's thinking like, should we get? No, because she wants to be gone and we have to do what she says.

She said, don't take it. All Terry does is go, oh my God. You know, but where would she go and touches security guard? And he's like, don't touch me.

What the hell? Like a panic. Yeah. Yeah. There's some this. I swear to God, this was this was a script almost nothing was changed from like the early 90s. It really does.

So then also they're like, well, maybe she made her own bed. Not this. Like, please.

Please girl, put a pen in that again. Yeah, you know, at least there are some things that come back. So then Tad wakes up on a cot and one piece pajamas, which I love.

He looked good, but you have to think about this. Last time we saw him, he fainted. Ralph had to take off all of his clothes. And yes, I was there too. Oh, my God.

That one did not need to be put on either. He could have said he was already in very warm clothing. That was a miss up.

Yeah, because that guy has a fucking I've already stalked his Instagram. He has a bang in body. This could have been a shirtless moment. Just no, they did not. I'll tell you why they did not want to sexualize this guy. They needed him to be neutered gay.

Fine. Yeah, neutered gay. Yeah, I guess okay. As long as it's, you know, I've already followed him on Instagram. It's too late. As long as you don't shove in our face. We're fine. Yes, Cape it in your bedroom. Yeah. Get away from me.

Yeah, so Chad, Ralph comes in. He's like, Ralph. And Ralph, I thought you'd sleep in. He Ralph even says you look so cozy and kind of smiled after we were spooning all night.

Because you know they were because it was cold. He's like putting he's like putting away a wet paper towel. He's like, you look so cozy. I thought everything was fine.

Just swear by the way, I think I just want to point out taking a roll of film out of a camera like, alright, put me.

I can't feel like Chad looks like Cersei from Game of Thrones. A little in his face. I think you're right. It looks like Cersei.

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