Falling for Carolyn | Good For You with Whitney Cummings Ep#334

Good For You with Whitney Cummings

Whitney Cummings & Studio71

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.2 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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0:00.0	Now, are all the traitors present? Let's get started, shall we? From rags to riches. I'm so sick of this.
0:07.0	Working like a dog and being treated worse. Yorkshire to New York. Or climbers, you and me.
0:12.4	A life dedicated to revenge. Let's make this an occasion to remember. A woman of substance on Channel 4, stream now.
0:19.8	All right, guys, we're going to open the podcast with, you know who I miss, but never really
0:25.3	knew about, but I miss.
0:26.6	There's people that existed or were famous before I was old enough to understand their
0:32.3	impact on society or what they did, and I'm really annoyed that I feel like I should have
0:36.3	been, like, in my teens in the
0:40.2	70s and in my 20s in the 80s and then just 90s, but then on out. Because that's where I can't,
0:48.9	it's, that's where it all fell apart, 2000, Y2K. Which by the way, the fact that everyone's freaking out about AI, I'm like,
0:57.3	you don't, you weren't around when people thought the world was going to end because the
1:01.7	computer had to put three zeros in a row. Was the fear of what? I mean, people were like
1:08.4	jumping off cliffs holding hands. Yeah. People were like, it's over. The computer's not going to be able to deal with three zeros in a row. No, mom, that's you and your checkbook. Do you remember that? Yeah. Well, because the people who wrote the original computer programs, it was in the 60s, the 50s and 60s, that they were writing the foundational
1:30.6	stuff for computer science. And they couldn't imagine that the year 2000 would ever even
1:37.1	come so far away. So the things that kept track of dates and times on all of the computers
1:43.9	and all the software that
1:44.9	had ever been made. None of them had the foundational coding to understand. They were like,
1:49.9	guys, this is going to be used to traffic kids. We'll be in jail by that year. The year 2000.
1:55.2	We're not going to make it. Never going to happen. Yeah, we're going to live on an island.
2:00.2	Okay. It was like this awesome dude we just met. They thought banking software was going to happen. Yeah, we're going to live on an island. Okay. This awesome dude we just met.
2:03.3	They thought banking software was going to crash and all of your records and accounts and all the
2:08.2	digital transactions and money were going to not be findable anymore. But now that you're in
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