Hey what's up?

This podcast, if you didn't know by now, I don't know, you must be living under a rock.

It is not for children.

It is not for their ears.

It will burn their ears, okay?

If you want to be parents of the year, don't a listen to this you have been warned.

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Who am I?

Who am I?

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Oh! Daddy! Rich, this has been a day already. It's been a day, it's only Tuesday, and how is this

how our week is going? I don't know. It's one of those days, you know where

everything possibly goes wrong?

Well, it's like you know that book, the Alexander and the terrible horrible no good very bad day

And actually our producer is from Australia and he ends every like the end of every page he goes I guess I think I'll move to Australia

That's what he says and everything goes wrong. He woke up with gum in his hair. He didn't get the shoes he wanted his friends like all these things you remember

that book of course every little you're Alexander there's Wi-Fi issues in my

neighborhood so I rushed over to a studio to try to record this, then my microphone cable wasn't working, like everything.

I had to take a deep breath. You know when your kids annoy the hell out of you and you're like, I have to take a deep breath right now. I have to leave the room.

I usually, I have to, me and Aunt Matt have a signal and I, like, I'm about to snap and I don't want to hurt anybody, so I'm going to walk away for a minute, you take over.

It's like the, it's like the baton pass off.

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