Listen, it's the Bert show.

I'm willing to pay you guys $100 that are listening right now.

If you are willing to call us up and give us a peek behind the curtain.

Here's what I'm talking about, 1 855 birchill.

Seeing this time and time again, I got a friend going through it right now.

Like I know my friend is going through a tough time

and his marriage they're

do-doo-doo close to wrapping it up I mean they are miserable together and they are

just holding on for the kids but man you go on to her or you go on to their

go on to his Facebook page or you go on to their Instagram

it's the happiest couple on her. They love each other.

Man, things are so good. Here's what I'm willing to do.

For your fake book confession or Instagram or whatever will put you on the voice disguiser,

1855 Burt show, you say, okay, Burt show, here's what's on my Facebook.

Here's what's going on in my real life. All right, because comparison as we say is the thief of joy, right?

And here we are all comparing our lives to our friends that are on Facebook drinking Ace of Spades every night

going to all the greatest places and you know what they really are a hundred

percent miserable.

Don't even want to be around each other. Don't even want to be around each other.

But we live in this society now, man, where you got like all this polish on your social media

because we all want to believe or we all want to present ourselves as the best in the world.

I got a friend who is so faking it on Facebook that they got a joint account.

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