Sanspans Radio. Eat up, Gary.

Hey, Dickheads. A couple of announcements before we begin.

First of all, if you didn't know, our sister show, D&D is for Nerds is doing a live tour of Australia's East Coast,

visiting Brisbane, Melbourne, Sydney and Canberra. Tickets are selling fast and Brisbane is half sold out.

So head to sandspanspansradio.com forward slash live to grab your tickets before they're all gone

and you regret it for the rest of your life.

Speaking of Adam and also of D&D, if you're heading to Pax Melbourne this year, you'll see

our good friend Adam on the character creation, how to learn and what we learned, playing

D&D panel, appearing alongside

members from Dragon Friends, the C team, and split the party. That's on Saturday the 27th

in the E.B. Live Theatre at 5pm. Finally, and perhaps most importantly, the long-heralded

and long-awaited YouTube series, Saucy Boys, wherein me and Joel Dusha drank sauce from a

shot glass and tell you if it was good or not, will be debuting its first episode on YouTube this Tuesday. So go watch and revel in its beauty. Also, we did Twitch now. Check it out. Bam-Bub-Bab-Bab-Bab-Bab-Bah! Hello and welcome to another wonderful episode of Shut Up a Second. I'm your guide, Adam, and today...

I am Jaldusha, your co-host.

I am Cass, your Tho host.

And today we're going to be talking about fake foods.

Fake foods.

A yum, yum, yum, yum, not actually yum, because it's fake.

Yeah, true, yum, not actually yum, because it's... Yeah, true. Wassy. My grandmother had a big old bowl of fake food at her house.

Did either of your...

Yes.

Oh, my grandma had...

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