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0:50.6	Hey everybody and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second. I am Jackson Baylor.
0:55.8	I am Cass. I am Adam and today's topic is bottled water.
1:00.3	Oh!
1:01.9	The most on the table of all things.
1:08.5	That's not a heart, ladies and gentlemen. That is bott bottled water that is not the world's first
1:14.4	plastic heart that is the world's first coke hot coke can heart is that as a coke hot where you have coke instead of blood in your veins?
1:32.0	Sorry, just very quickly.
1:33.3	Melody is like scratching herself and whenever she does that, obviously I, no wait, I can do it.
1:38.1	Melody, here let me.
1:39.0	So I'm going to help Melody.
1:41.0	Adam's on the ground right now.
1:42.2	Every time I see her do this, I always, don't worry, Mel.
1:45.4	I'll help you.
1:46.2	What are you doing?
1:47.6	There we go.
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