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🗓️ 10 September 2014
⏱️ 72 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Dale of Jesse Thorn. This week, failure to appear. |
0:07.2 | Stand brings the case against her dad, David. She's living in Norway for two years for graduate school and wants David to pay a visit to see her and the sights. |
0:17.0 | David says, |
0:18.1 | Ravel is a hassle and stand should just come home every once in a while. Who's right? Who's wrong? Only one man can decide. Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents the obscure cultural reference. |
0:32.6 | I am from Norway and I didn't like the movie. I went to watch it with my 10 year old daughter and I thought the movie was boring. It had bad actors and they were constantly overacting. |
0:44.1 | The script was bad, the story was bad, the concept was bad and it seemed unrealistic in a bad way. The Swedish actress was good and some of the action scenes were good but it was all in the trailer. |
0:57.1 | I went to compliment the Norwegian movie makers that they understand the Hollywood concept now where marketing is more important than the movie. |
1:05.6 | I liked the trailer and my daughter liked the movie. In my opinion, stay away from this movie. My daughter says that you ought to see it. Go ahead and swear them in Jesse. |
1:17.1 | Please rise and raise your right hands. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God or whatever? |
1:25.6 | Are you? I do. |
1:27.6 | Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that he is biased as he recently became king of Norway? |
1:35.6 | Yes. I will your majesty. Very well. |
1:41.6 | Judge Hodgman. They're going to put my picture on some sardine cans Jesse. I just know it. |
1:46.6 | You've achieved your lifelong dream. David and stand. You may be seated for an immediate summary judgment in one of your favors. |
1:58.6 | Can either of you possibly name the piece of culture that I referenced as I entered the courtroom will begin with you now the plaintiff your name is stand that is a nickname or is that your given name. |
2:09.6 | It is a nickname your given name I'm not believe is Kate or Katie. |
2:13.6 | Yes, sir or Kathleen or there are many Kathleen. What is your given name? Do you know? |
2:19.6 | Yes, I do. My birth certificate is Kathleen and stand is short for standish or standoffish or is it short for kickstand. What is it short for her stand and deliver. |
2:33.6 | It's for my last name. All right. But you prefer to be referred to as stand. I do. But my dad won't do that. |
2:40.6 | Judge Hodgman, I can confirm that as ridiculous as this may seem. We recently did call her voicemail and the voicemail greeting says hello. This is stand. |
2:51.6 | All right. Well, stand. You may stand and deliver an answer to my question. If possible. Can you name the piece of culture I referenced when I entered the courtroom. |
3:00.6 | Don't wait for the translation. You're in Norway answer now. I very much doubt it. My only hope is that it's some sort of review related to troll hunter. |
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