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The Chalene Show | Diet, Fitness & Life Balance

Facelift Consult, Domestic Disputes and Mold Mayhem | It’s Story Time - 1187

The Chalene Show | Diet, Fitness & Life Balance

Chalene Johnson

Wellness, Health & Fitness, Chalenejohnson, Personalgrowth, Fitness, Lifecoaching, Health, Personaldevelopment, Family, Mental Health, Organization, Nutrition, Diet, Goals, Relationships, Focus, Faith, Productivity, Advice

4.8 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Today’s episode is pure story time chaos. Picture this: you’re walking in Miami Beach with me, birds chirping, wind blowing, and I’m dodging sewage leaks, spring breakers, and a mold-infested home… all while trying to get to the most important facelift consultation of my life.

This one starts as a casual walk-and-talk and spirals into an Uber debacle that includes:

✅ A hotel in meltdown mode (sewage leak and spring break traffic)

✅ Our ongoing mold nightmare and the mental toll of having no home or our belongings

✅ Why losing your home is more disorienting than you’d think

✅ An Uber driver with a full-blown domestic crisis mid-ride

✅ Me… stranded on the freeway… looking like a high-end escort

✅ Why the universe will start working in my favor (yes, I’ve decided)

✅ A sneak peek at my facelift consult—and what kind of results I’m NOT going for

Plus, I explain why I don’t want people to whisper “has she had work done?” I want them to know… and ask for the number.

And if you’ve ever had one of those months where literally everything goes wrong? This one’s for you. You’re gonna laugh, cringe, and feel a whole lot better about your own chaos. Let’s walk.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

If I was actually good at creative writing, you would think I made this story up. It's that wild.

0:10.1

Thank God I've got a podcast to share these things and just get them off my chest and keep you entertained in the process.

0:16.5

I've got a story. You're just going to be like, there's no way. No, it actually, this happened.

0:23.0

But I'm also going to talk to you about what's going on with the mold situation.

0:27.8

It's like hotel meltdown mode over here.

0:31.4

It's spring break in Miami Beach.

0:33.4

This mold situation has turned into a complete nightmare.

0:36.7

And it is so disorienting to not have your belongings, a home, a place where you're going to go, where you're going to be next.

0:46.7

And camp is right around the corner.

0:48.7

But in this episode, I'm going to share with you about this Uber driver situation where it was like a full-blown

0:56.9

domestic crisis mid-ride that left me, well, you'll hear the story. It is absolutely wild.

1:07.8

But the good news is the universe is going to shift and things are going to start working in

1:12.3

my favor. I've just decided it and you can be a part of that process with me. And maybe if you need

1:17.9

to shift things in your life, then you can repeat after me when we get to that part. But I also

1:22.3

am going to give you a little bit of a sneak peek into my facelift consult. This one is it's popcorn worthy. So I don't know if

1:32.3

you're sitting on a couch, if you are, grab some popcorn. And if on Wednesdays you walk,

1:37.5

check your step count. We're going for a wild ride. All right. So we're going to take a walk

1:43.3

together. You can hear the beautiful birds chirping.

1:46.9

It's a lovely day. Very comfortable here in Miami Beach. I don't know what the weather is where you are,

1:53.3

but like this is perfect walking weather. So let's just pretend we're going to walk together and I have

1:58.0

such a story time for you. Okay, so put your walking shoes on.

2:03.1

As you know, we're seeing in a hotel and we're out of our house because of the mold situation.

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