Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Fox Across America game ball presentation ceremony. This one's a big

damn deal because for the first time ever we have three winners in the same week. What are you talking

about, Jimmy? How did this happen? Is this a hanging Chad down in Florida? Do we need an Al Gore recount?

Calm down, Candy Pants. Don't write that climate change novel just yet. The women of Fox News Saturday

night, the ones that'll be

in control of this entire media platform. As I host on the red carpet of the White House

Correspondence Dinner, they came by to preview what having that level of responsibility is like.

So get ready to talk a lot about booze and food. Without further ado, come get the game ball.

The women of Fox News Saturday night get the

game ball. It is not Thursday, but there's no bad day to have good women on your show. And not just

any good women, the women of Fox News Saturday night with Jimmy Fela, who are going to be in charge

of the entire Fox News media platform this Saturday from 9 a.m. till Donald Trump wraps up his speech sometime around

three in the morning, is my guess. Say hello to Leo, Annie, and Jen. Hey, girls. Hi, everybody.

I don't, you know, we tell a lot of jokes on the show. I don't know if our audience believe

me when I say, you three women are running the entire media platform this Saturday. Yeah, I don't think there's going to be anyone else in this building. We were the only people here. It's going to be us in the security team. Invite your friends. Oh, probably. Bring your friend to work day. She got on the Times Square. There's some fun people. Bring them in. Absolutely. You might be missing some equipment by the end of the show.

Naked Cowboys directing.

But like,

I'm friends with them.

I can bring them in.

Yeah, and he does know the naked cowboy. It's a long story. Yeah, you don't want to know that story. The rent does not pay itself. Yeah, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

But it's a big thing.

It doesn't like, for me, like, I don't know.

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