F1, American Artists, Car Insurance | Monday Morning Podcast 3-3-25

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Bill rambles about F1, American artists, and car insurance.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.7	It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.
0:08.7	Fucking March 1st.
0:12.0	No, March 3rd.
0:13.5	Sorry, dude.
0:15.0	March 3rd.
0:17.6	2025.
0:19.1	What the fuck, kid?
0:21.0	Why am I talking in an extra hard Boston accent?
0:25.9	Because I'm reminiscent, dude.
0:29.9	I'm recording this on March 2nd.
0:34.0	March 2nd, 1992, at Nick's Comedy Stop on fucking Warrington Street down in the theater district.
0:42.5	You know, where all those, well, the fellas hang out.
0:46.0	Don't get me started, kid.
0:48.6	They don't need to go to don't need to donkeys.
0:50.6	They got enough sugar in their tank, huh?
0:52.7	You know what I'm saying?
0:56.3	That's how people talked when i started um it was worse than that that's how they started that's the way they
1:00.5	talked that's where they believed when i started stand-up comedy toity three years ago
1:06.4	toid toyed that's actually new y. I only heard one guy ever say that.
1:12.9	I was on the downtown 6th train, and the guy running the train back when it was an actual person,
1:16.5	as opposed to just some fucking computer thing.
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