F.I.S.H. w/ Shuli Egar, Ben DeMarco & Giulio Gallarotti

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2017

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Comedians Shuli Egar, Ben DeMarco & Giulio Gallarotti join us in studio this week as Shuli tells off an older Jewish couple in Hebrew on a plane, being a blackjack dealer in Vegas & how a cop getting punched led to Ben & Giulio's old show getting shut down. Go subscribe to our Patreon for this weeks bonus ep where we get into why everyone was mad at Iliza Schlesinger's comments about female comedians www.patreon.com/racewars

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a stand-up labs production, powered by digital media.
0:07.2	It's what we do, baby.
0:09.8	This is Race Wars.
0:12.9	I have the power.
0:15.0	Yeah.
0:16.2	How's it feel?
0:17.1	With Kurt Metzker.
0:18.0	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:19.4	And Charade Small.
0:20.4	Soutle down, bitch. And Charon Small. Saddle down, bitch.
0:22.2	Race wars.
0:24.2	Wait.
0:24.7	You have heard the news.
0:26.8	Here we go.
0:27.5	And the masses are losing their minds.
0:30.4	Race wars.
0:31.3	This woman's pregnancy should not be causing this much hysteria.
0:36.6	Beyonce.
0:37.3	You languish and joy as if you were invited to the baby shower.
0:42.3	Beehive.
0:43.1	And now we have to deal with Kim's insatiable need to outdo Beyonce.
0:48.9	The nerve.
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