ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter with Defunctland
For Your Amusement: A Theme Park Podcast
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4.9 • 990 Ratings
🗓️ 1 October 2024
⏱️ 132 minutes
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Kevin Perjurer is teleported into the Tiki Room to discuss the horrifying attraction that inspired his inaugural episode of Defunctland: Extraterrorestrial Alien Encounter!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to For Your Amusement, a theme park podcast that aims to exhaustively evaluate the world's most popular theme park attractions to determine if they are a world. |
| 0:13.5 | Class, I'm Ryan Bergara. |
| 0:15.2 | I'm Brian Morin. |
| 0:16.3 | And for this episode's featured attraction, we take a deep dive into the collective trauma of a lucky |
| 0:21.1 | generation as we discuss the absolutely horrifying extraterrestrial alien encounter at Magic Kingdom |
| 0:28.5 | in Walt Disney World, Orlando, Florida. And joining us to discuss this now, unfortunately, |
| 0:33.3 | defunct attraction is the exact man for the job. Kevin Perjurer from defunct land. |
| 0:38.0 | Thank you for having me. |
| 0:39.0 | I'm happy to be back. |
| 0:39.9 | Looking beautifully malnourished as usual. |
| 0:42.7 | Now it's appropriately themed because it's a scary attraction. |
| 0:47.1 | That's true. |
| 0:48.4 | And I have a terrifying appearance. |
| 0:51.8 | Well, I mean, you always bring such an expressive nature to the show, so we're happy to have you. |
| 0:57.0 | Be careful. |
| 0:58.8 | He's going to fall over. |
| 0:59.6 | For our listeners, uh, |
| 1:01.5 | Ouch. |
| 1:02.2 | Kevin here is in the form of a skeleton to, uh, match the, uh, the month that we're, uh, I guess, |
| 1:09.1 | presenting this. |
| 1:10.0 | That's right. |
| 1:10.8 | And for those of you watching the video version of this podcast, |
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