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Improvised Star Trek

Extras: Emergency Tour Guide Hologram

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9573 Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2011

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

The ships Emergency Tour Guide Hologram leads you on an exciting tour of the USS Sisyphus.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the USS Sisyphus, Registry number NCC-NCC-3541.

0:06.0

I'm tour guide, the ship's emergency tour guide hologram.

0:10.0

I've been designed to look like the captain of the Sisyphus to make you feel more welcome at home.

0:15.0

I'm a simulacrum of thrilled to be showing you around this storage ship,

0:19.0

so follow me and please hold all questions until the end.

0:22.6

The USS Sisyphus is a Constellation-class starship,

0:26.6

easily identified by its rare four-nacelle design.

0:29.6

Commissioned in 2301, it saw many decades of service as both a deep space exploration vessel,

0:35.6

as well as a combat vessel and a number

0:37.6

of Federation border disputes.

0:39.7

It was due for decommission in 2370, but a last-minute decision was made to restaff it

0:44.3

with its current crew.

0:45.9

It is now the last Constellation-class starship in operation.

0:49.3

The crew, including officers and their families, number 260.

0:53.8

Due to its long life, the ship has undergone many refittings,

0:57.0

some more comprehensive than others.

0:58.9

So if you're wondering why there will suddenly be 20 feet

1:01.3

where the hallways are a different color, that's why.

1:04.6

Our first stop is a real sight, the ship's arboretum.

1:08.4

The Sisyphus was built before holodeck technology

1:10.6

was included on starships, so this largeboretum. The Sisyphus was built before Holodeck technology was included on

1:11.3

starships, so this large Arboretum provided relaxation and a place for the crew to reconnect

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