Ep 5: Phaser? I Barely Know Her

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2011

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

Captain Baxter sends Lady Cola mixed signals as he invites her to his quarters for a private chat and a filet mignon. The rest of the crew are overcome by curiosity and recruit Holographic Abraham Lincoln to help them find out what's going on behind closed doors...

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0:00.0	Lady, could I, uh, could I see you in my quarters?
0:08.0	In your quarters, sir?
0:10.0	Uh, yes, I'd like to see you in my quarters this evening.
0:13.0	Around 8 p.m. 20, 200 hours? I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, military time.
0:19.0	Is, you, wait, you don't know military time?
0:22.0	No, I never bothered to learn.
0:23.5	Is this an official meeting? Should I have some reports prepared?
0:27.9	No, don't bring any reports, just show up, you know?
0:30.5	I'm gonna go down to engineering for a minute, I guess.
0:35.9	I'll leave you guys alone.
0:37.9	Cool, cool, thanks.
0:43.5	Hey, Crick, did you hear that the captain and Lady Cola
0:47.9	are having a meeting in his quarters tonight?
0:50.6	Are you kidding me?
0:51.7	Hold on, I got to tell Jaffy about this.
0:55.0	Jaffy.
0:56.0	What?
0:57.0	I just wanted to let you know that I hate you so fucking much, but at the same time,
1:00.0	No.
1:01.0	The captain and Lady Cola are having a meeting at 8 o'clock tonight.
1:04.0	What?
1:05.0	Yeah, I really hate you.
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