Hey everyone. Welcome to episode 20 of Thomas in the Bible.

All right.

Good news, bad news today.

Good news is that it gets better a little bit.

The bad news is that it doesn't get that much better, and it's still the Bible.

But, um, fuzzy stuff, stupid mic cable okay uh if you listened

yesterday which man i hope you didn't um it was just awful awful awful awful um so the first chapter

is still pretty bad it's sort of just like the other ones the first chapter is still pretty bad. It's sort of just like the other ones, the first chapter for today.

But the good news is the last chapter is pretty darn hilarious.

So it's pretty great.

And by great, I mean horrible and ripe for parody.

So we got that to look forward to.

So now, instead of, on chapter 29 now, instead of describing how to build an arc,

we're describing how to worship or something else tedious.

So there we go.

And this is the thing that thou shalt do unto them, to hollow them,

to minister unto me in the priest's office.

Take one young bollick and two rams without blemish.

And, was that zits or something?

Without blemishes?

Without, I don't know.

And unleavened bread and cakes,

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