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Judge John Hodgman

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Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.87.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2013

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

An introvert and extrovert face off - who gets to decide when to leave the party?

Transcript

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0:00.0

We're going to get into the judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're

0:04.1

headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.

0:08.6

If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,

0:14.8

St. Paul Austin, Atlanta, Durham, Charlottesville, Washington, DC, Portland, Boston, or streaming

0:22.5

live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.

0:27.2

We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.

0:32.4

Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.

0:39.2

Welcome to the judge John Hodgman podcast.

0:41.5

I'm Baylor F. Jessie Thorne.

0:43.4

This week, exit partay.

0:46.4

Jason and Amber are a married couple.

0:48.3

Jason is a pediatrician.

0:50.0

He interacts with the public all day and is naturally an introvert.

0:54.3

His wife Amber is at home all day, but thirsts for social interaction.

0:59.0

They're dispute.

1:00.2

When they're out together at a party, who decides when to leave?

1:04.2

Well, only one man can decide.

1:07.2

Please rise as judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.

1:12.2

You came all the way out from Brooklyn for this?

1:14.4

Yeah, yeah, I did.

1:16.6

So what do you do?

1:18.5

You know, Jessie, I'm an internet judge.

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