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Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.

I'm Bayliffe Jesse Thorn.

This week, criminal intent.

April and her boyfriend Walter have grand plans for the future to buy a patch of land

and build their homestead.

But they disagree on what to build.

April says a small wooden house.

Walter longs for your living.

And Judge John Hodgman helped them solve their housing dispute.

Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.

Len is an uptight, rude, and overbearing individual, and this is quite sad.

Why anyone would bother purchasing a book penned by him, let alone actually read it is

beyond me.

He can't even bother to correct typos in his own practice department report forms,

so I'm at a loss to explain how he managed to get something published,

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