Exclaves (Entry 436.NU2021)
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🗓️ 20 September 2022
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In which we explore life in parts of the map that are bizarrely separated from the rest of their nations, and John thinks Alaska looks like a very fertile octopus. Certificate #51829.
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| 0:00.0 | We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can |
| 0:16.0 | only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century. |
| 0:21.3 | Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this |
| 0:25.5 | monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. |
| 0:28.8 | These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost. |
| 0:35.0 | So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions, |
| 0:41.0 | this is our legacy to you. |
| 0:43.4 | This is our time capsule. |
| 0:45.4 | This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 436. |
| 1:15.0 | NU 2021. |
| 1:19.2 | Certificate number 51829. |
| 1:21.8 | Exclaves. 51829.9. |
| 1:24.0 | Exclaves. Come along with me |
| 1:28.0 | to my little corner of the world. Dream of little dream. |
| 1:35.0 | a little dream. |
| 1:37.0 | in my little corner of the world. |
| 1:40.0 | You're from an exclave. |
| 1:41.0 | John, you're the native son of an exclave. |
| 1:43.0 | Am I? Tell me more. |
| 1:45.0 | I love to be a member of things. |
| 1:47.0 | Do I get a certificate? |
| 1:49.0 | You just want a, you just want some kind of ceremonial patch. |
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