We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 126.J1304, certificate number 11904,

certificate number 11904. Bitcoin Pizza Day.

So we all agree change is bad.

Progress doesn't work.

Hansei scheme.

Sad.

So how much Bitcoin do you own?

Let me check. Let me just look and see how it's doing today. I own

Zero Bitcoin. Zero Bitcoin.

I also own Zero Bitcoin.

Ooh, our investments are kind of matching each other.

Yeah, do you remember when you first heard of Bitcoin?

I don't but it was years and years ago. Yeah. Where it was it was it was a, hey this is a new

crazy thing yeah why should

governments have anything to do with currency

why indeed

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