No.

This is creepy.

A podcast dedicated to sharing the most famous chilling and disturbing creepy pastas and urban legends in the world.

Whether these stories truly happened or are simply fabrications is for you to decide.

These stories may contain graphic depictions of violence and explicit language.

Listener discretion is advised.

Creepy presents.

Excerpts from newsletters from the Hillcrest Park Homeowners Association.

Written by Jason P. Burnham, and narrated by Cole Burkart.

February newsletter, excerpt.

And remember, the last Thursday of February will be the final street cleaning until next fall. From now until September, you'll have to keep those street gutters clean all on your own. Helpful reminder here, yard waste pickup is on Tuesdays. Don't forget to put out the green yard waste sign on your front door by 6 a.m. on Tuesday, or the

Republic Service workers won't know you've got bags to date. Thank you for keeping Hillcrest

Park beautiful. March newsletter, excerpt. Happy Spring Hill, Crestians. Something approximating spring, at least.

Depending on when you're reading this notice, you're either prepping for, living through, or

recovering from the aftermath of the once-in-a-millanium polar vortex hitting us. I know it seems silly to bring up the height of the grass in a millennium polar vortex hitting us.

I know it seems silly to bring up the height of the grass in your yard

when facing multiple feet of blinding snow and frigid cold,

but as I type this, I'm seeing several out-of-regulation yards from my window alone.

If you'll recall, Hillcrest Park requires that your grass be no longer than six inches at all times.

As a rule of thumb, if it's past your ankle, it's time for a trim.

And don't forget your backyard, the regulations apply to all grass. And to preempt any

queries, no, stone, rock, or gravel yards are not permissible. Speaking of spring, don't forget to

...