‘Excellent Swimmers’: Mayor Adams Wants Migrants To Be Lifeguards | 5.16.24

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🗓️ 16 May 2024

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Timestamps:

(00:00:00) Teasers! 🐳🇺🇲🍑
(00:03:14) HHS suspends grants for nonprofit EcoHealth Alliance, the group at the center of the gain-of-function research in Wuhan
(00:04:05) Barge collides with bridge in Galveston, Texas, causing damage and oil spill
(00:04:37) Slovak prime minister Robert Fico in life-threatening condition after being shot
(00:06:33) Orcas have attacked and sunk another boat in Europe, experts warn there could be more attacks soon
(00:12:15) Study suggests we found potential evidence of ‘Dyson Spheres’ from super-advanced civilizations that could help us discover intelligent life elsewhere in the universe
(00:19:21) Pet Orcas would be awesome
(00:20:37) ‘Historic’: Belgium becomes the first country in the world to pass labor laws for sex workers
(00:33:06) Biden and Trump agree to 2 presidential debates, one in June and one in September
(00:38:31) Mayor Adams suggests migrants could fill NYC’s lifeguard shortage — because ‘they’re excellent swimmers’

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0:00.0	What it is? This is a macho man Randy Savage. And this is our factor. And there is no one that does it better right now. Yeah.
0:09.6	Nobody does it better. I'm repeating myself. Go ahead tell me something right now.
0:14.0	Yeah, and I'm living a nightmare.
0:17.0	I'm not a racist.
0:18.0	And I'm always doing.
0:20.0	Oh yeah! Good morning and welcome to episode 1463 of Hard Factor. It is Thursday, May 16, 2024.
0:52.6	Thank you for cheating on the news with us.
0:54.2	80-ish percent accuracy, guaranteed.
0:56.5	Everything you need to know in 40-ish minutes or less, but if you need more, go to
0:59.6	Patreon.com slash hard factor.
1:01.8	Today, I've got more orca attacks on yachts and of course a little bit of
1:07.2	outer space as well you know there's there's still like the whales and the space people are still mixing a lot so
1:15.1	this is like when you show up to one of your favorite bands and they play the hits you know this is will
1:20.2	playing the hits I don't hear that new shit. Two of my main beats there,
1:26.4	orcas and space. There's updates on both. Again, related, we'll see. It ties back to the humpback thing west was talking about talking about so yeah
1:36.7	I look forward to hearing about it today and then next week from Pat again.
1:44.9	Yeah, did he get it? Was there another one on the last podcast?
1:46.8	Yeah, he does twice this week.
1:48.5	Yeah, I was on both of the ones he did.
1:50.5	He did this week.
1:51.6	Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Got him. he did a very important sex work so yeah yeah he got another and they did a very important sex work a student with a teacher sex story to follow it up so yeah he he goes watch it first selection damn can't do that
2:06.9	hard can't defend himself right now he will he will be back tomorrow I he's just, he's traveling right now.
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