Excellence v. Perfection, GLP-1 Spelling Bee, JVN’s Memory Hack
Getting Better with Jonathan Van Ness
Sony Music
4.9 • 21.6K Ratings
🗓️ 30 March 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, better, babes. |
| 0:02.6 | Welcome back to the Monday edit. This week, like every week, we are joined by our senior producer Chris. Say hi, Chris. Bonjour. Ooh, not the elevated I connect with a double tuck. That was some choreo, bitch. That was pretty. I don't know if I handed it. No, you did. You did. I want to hit you guys with like a, just a big dose of honesty. Am I in the same glam and top as I was last Monday? Yes, because in my world, it is still last Monday because I turned 39. I am take, I took these two weeks off. I am still working on getting better at being bored. So just I want to be fully |
| 0:38.0 | transparent. This Monday, we're giving you Evergreen. That's why Chris put a wig on for you guys |
| 0:45.5 | just to show up, just to give you guys presence. But I'm leading off with honesty, transparency. |
| 0:52.3 | That's what my world is. But yeah, it's great. |
| 0:56.5 | It's very love roach, something old, something new, something borrowed something, blues and daya, |
| 1:00.0 | you know, it's very that. Yes. And meanwhile, though, I am 39. I did have, I went to Jellicle |
| 1:08.1 | ball and from from past me |
| 1:12.7 | but that is what I'm at this |
| 1:14.6 | current moment in time that is what I'm planning on doing |
| 1:16.5 | for my birthday and |
| 1:17.8 | that's but that's happening |
| 1:20.2 | it's all really exciting |
| 1:21.3 | meanwhile |
| 1:22.1 | Chris you and Nate have also had |
| 1:26.0 | a very busy week. |
| 1:27.2 | We have had a very busy week. |
| 1:28.9 | I'll tell you what, we're giving you birthdays, we're giving you weddings, |
| 1:33.1 | we're giving you major life events. |
| 1:34.7 | My sister-in-law has gotten married and past and future self. |
| 1:40.6 | My sister-in-law has gotten married, which we love and we adore. |
| 1:43.4 | Now, will there be a potential for a brother-bried choreography at this wedding? |
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