Welcome to the Bob and Sherry show with Bob. You made fun of my clothes. You made fun of my career.

You made fun of my childhood. You got anything else you want to take a shot at?

And Sherry. Absolutely. And now broadcasting from the polatial Bob and Sherry Studios. It's Bob and Sherry.

Oh, it is so nice to have everybody joining us here with the Bob and Sherry show.

I am especially grateful because I just don't know what else I would do.

If I didn't have our wonderful listeners and people who have supported, especially me, I mean,

you'd be like a, I don't know, an archaeologist or a therapist or something, but I just have no idea

what I'd be doing. Yeah, one of those things. Something like that. So I'm very, very grateful.

And I was reading this thing about people who read resumes for a living. They go through

hundreds of resumes every year to see if the person applying for the job is right for their

company. And I thought to myself, resume. Do you know, I think I've only done one resume in my

entire life. I believe it, Bob. I mean, what you haven't need at one, right? Because no, the first

job I got in radio, I was driving through Providence, Rhode Island. And a guy was leaving his job

on this little dinky radio station. He was going into another business. And so I immediately turned

around and I drove to that. I found the radio station. I applied for the job. I think I was 18, 19

years old. And they gave me the job reading the news and, you know, for minimum wage, by the way.

And after that, I, I never applied for a job where they, where they asked for a resume. All they

wanted to know is can you, can you not embarrass us on the air? And do you work cheap? And, and I filled

those two needs. And then things got, you know, a little more professional as it went around,

went along. But I, thinking back, I think the only resume that I ever filled out was for the

international House of Pancakes as a bus boy. I can't think of one thing beyond that. Not when I,

I got a job as an exterminators helper. I got it. And in a friend of mine got me that job. I got

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