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Bob & Sheri

Your Sofa Tells the Story of Your Life (Airdate 4/5/2023)

Bob & Sheri

Now! Media | Bob & Sheri

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2023

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Your Sofa Tells the Story of Your Life.

Morons in the News.

A 9 Foot Gator.

 

Down the Rabbit Hole.

Everyone Needs a Laugh.

Hoodies.

 

Talkback Callers.

Can You Believe This S***?

Smiling Adds 2 Years to Your Face?

 

Family Behavior You Thought Was Normal.

From the Vault.

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, and it is.

0:01.0

Buckle up.

0:02.0

It's shoot hard.

0:04.0

Like with those freaks over there in Losertown.

0:06.0

Freaks, they're not freaks, they're people, just like you and me.

0:09.0

People.

0:10.0

People just like you and me.

0:14.0

Welcome to the Bob and Sherry show with Bob.

0:17.0

This job was originally village idiot.

0:19.0

And Sherry.

0:20.0

Originally? Was there a change? Now, from the palat idiot. And Sherry. Originally?

0:21.5

Was there a change?

0:23.1

Now, from the palatial Bob and Cherry studios, it's Bob and Cherry.

0:27.5

Welcome, welcome.

0:29.0

It is the Bob and Sherry show.

0:31.6

We are so glad to have you with us.

0:34.6

Just remember always, we're on your side every single day here, Monday through Friday.

0:40.3

And I'm reading this article about sofas. And I know you're saying, where are we going with this thing?

0:47.2

But I want you to just step back and think about this. Here are a few sofa facts. and I bring you these to make a point that sofas in your life

0:59.8

have been one of the most important and intimate things that you ever possessed. Sofas, the average

1:09.1

sofa, will witness couples kissing 4,428 times, 6,960 food and

1:17.9

drink spillages on it, will be slept on by somebody 612 times after they are relegated from the

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