The Bert Show.

Here we are starting the show today, and it's already maybe a comedy of errors.

Look at Kristen's ghostly forehead today.

Well, I just now notice this.

So I put white makeup on my pristine forehead, so the temporary tattoos are really pop so you can see the logo better because, you know, I care a giver I mean they're paying money yes for the advertising space on your forehead so I mean either do it right or you do it wrong you're gonna do it right yeah um however I got here early this morning and Tommy got here and he cuts out the temporary tattoos that he's been making at home.

Like there's a kit you can buy on Amazon, you can print them out, and you can put whatever

you want on your body. And I got it and I walked to the bathroom and then thank God before I

even started to put it on, I looked at it and I'm like, I can read this because it's written the right way.

And when you put a temporary tattoo on, it has to be backwards.

So I went back to Tommy and I was like, yeah, you need to reprint this.

So he's trying to figure out the printer right now.

So now we need to figure out because the tattoo was not ready prior to the start of the show.

Because this particular client paid $750. And I left my glasses and everything in the bathroom.

It's Grand Arch Tree Service. Thank you. I can't read anything right now because all my stuff is in the

bathroom. So Grand Arch Tree Service is sponsoring you. I can't read anything right now because all my stuff is in the bathroom.

So Grand Arch Tree Service is sponsoring my forehead today. And they donated $750 to Burst Big Adventure.

But they are missing out on advertisement in the first break. So how much should we then mow them back?

That's a good question. We're going to have to do the math on that.

So what is your base that you have on your forehead right now?

Oh, it's just like a white makeup.

Okay.

Yeah, it's literally just like a white like kind of eyeliner makeup pin or whatever. And I just, and then I brought my sponge so I could like, you know, blend, blend, blend.

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