Everybody Hates Rudy

Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Basketball, Sports, Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

We tried to tell you last week about the Mavericks tanking and Gobert's angst, but it was so obvious that we didn't know how deep the Rudy rabbit hole was going to go. The Illumination has no intent to injure Rudy in a week where he is suspended while hurt. MVP Tracker Max Croes joins the program to explain how he scours the media for data to connect the dots on who people are voting for in the major NBA Awards categories. So if you want to keep your third eye firmly shut, definitely don't check out our Truth Teller this week and wait to find out who won MVP next month like everyone else. Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Merch: Shirt - Hoodie - Tank - Hat - Beanie Email us: [email protected] Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:10.9	What is that saying?
0:12.1	I can't remember, Maze, when you say something and it feels like we've set up a
0:16.8	four or something, something happens in your life.
0:19.6	It's called I told you so.
0:21.7	Oh, and in French, I told you so is deja vu.
0:27.0	Means you've already seen it.
0:29.1	Yes, deja vu.
0:30.9	Or in this case, you've already heard it.
0:33.6	We told you last week, isn't it obvious?
0:36.2	Rudy Go Bear coming for the number one spot kicking Kyrie Irving to the curb.
0:41.6	He wants to be the face of basketball, Luminati.
0:45.0	We also told you that the Mavericks would be tanking.
0:48.2	So obvious.
0:49.1	And here we are victory lap.
0:50.8	My favorite monkey wrench in the system that happy book of user,
0:55.2	well, if they're tanking, why is Luca playing?
0:57.9	Why did Luca play?
0:59.1	Why did Luca start and I did the digging.
1:02.4	You can't make this up, folks, because there was some Slovenian delegation,
1:06.8	like a Chamber of Commerce or whatever coming to Texas to further relations
1:13.2	and explore business opportunities and tie in between Texas and Slovenia.
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