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Forehead Fables

General Sam

Comedy

4.8 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2021

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

God I'm so sorry if you only listen to this podcast. At least Spotify has video now.

Also, we finally got another woman on the podcast. She might be virtual, but that's close enough.

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0:00.0	I've never checked my credit, but apparently it can't take another hit.
0:05.6	It's bad when the collections people that are known for fucking over people come to you and go like,
0:10.6	dude, this is like, I haven't seen an account that could withstand a hit that I'm about to give you.
0:14.8	You need to come pay this shit.
0:16.2	Hey, Sam, it's me, Terry again.
0:18.5	Come on down.
0:19.7	I need to pay this one, buddy.
0:22.4	Now, I recommend that you pay each one, but this one I'm really kind of stressing.
0:26.9	You should probably do your best.
0:29.5	She got those student loans you got to start paying, huh, buddy?
0:32.5	You think you're going to get on top of that?
0:34.5	She said she was 18.
0:36.2	Somebody helped me.
0:37.2	I didn't grow up with a penis. I'm about to throw up. Yeah. Get on top of that. She said she was 18. Huh? Somebody helped me.
0:38.6	I didn't grow up with a penis.
0:40.2	I'm about to throw up.
0:43.3	Where are you going?
0:44.8	You have work to do.
0:46.3	I'm sorry.
0:48.0	Come back.
0:50.6	I watch this podcast.
0:52.6	So what the fuck are you talking about?
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