Yo, Parish Orpins and RetroGrates here on the Monday before the Big Tuesday.

I am joined by my friends Patrick Coffin and Dr. Edmund Mazza to talk a little bit about

how to evangelize a big Leviathan rainbow, stinky queer world, because it just sucks out there.

So Ed and Pat, how are you boys?

And how are you real quick before we get into evangelization?

How do you feel about tomorrow, Ed and then Pat?

Well, you know, they say all the elements are there for a Trump victory, even if the

polls are off, but we're dealing with scoundrels, and you never know.

Yeah, yeah, that's what we were just saying before we rolled.

What do you think, Pat, How are you feeling about it?

It's so, so X factor-ish.

I'm feeling sad inside.

They're already lying.

The Michigan Democrat hyphenated feminist lady was grinning her way through a press conference I watched this morning.

Yeah, there are problems.

You know, these things happen. It's a large country. Blah, blah, blah. They're thrilled.

They're thrilled because the problems help the corrupt cackler. So they're already trying to steal it.

I don't know why we don't have one day voting like we did for, what, 200-someodd years before the rise of the interwebs, invented by Al Gore,

forget hanging chats, just fill out a forum.

I did mine because I wanted to avoid the lineups.

And it took me probably half an hour, 40 minutes to go through all the props, do some reading

on what the amendments were and who the candidates were.

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