Yo, my parishore

and retrogeneuve. Yo, my parish orphans in retrogrades.

As we wind toward the end of October and the October Synod, more news has broken early this week,

and there are a few items that you need to hear about.

The first of them is reported by Michael Haynes.

I think all of them are reported by Michael Haynes.

He's been the main guy this time.

It is the following.

At a Vatican press briefing yesterday, the Synod team announces the first draft of the final document is written.

What devilry inheres in that thing.

It is under strict confidentiality to maintain open debate about it.

Hmm.

What's there to debate?

Reference version is in Italian.

Final draft will be voted on this Saturday after work on a draft this week.

So this is what they're doing.

They're spending the week drafting the final document from the synod.

Remember, last year we didn't have one.

This is more like a perfect synod.

And we might get some actual news this time.

CDF Tucho, the pervert, who runs the holy office, filthy, filthy, disgusting pervert, who runs the holy office.

I read to you pages of his weird book teaching young children how to French kiss.

...